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so i cleared my throat today and

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and then someone poked me in the side so I laughed

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and THEN I FUCKING SNEEZED

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and that’s what it’s like being on the second day of your period

i hope this has been educational

This is so accurate it hurts my soul.

I have never seen something so accurate before

The male side of tumblr must be so traumatized right now

Good

Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

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myswagisnice:

I love my mom.

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I am risking nothing

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I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

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sorry followers :(

omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy

Why’re you being mean to my mum?

damn this post!

please pardon my superstitious-ness

I don’t want my mom to die k 

TAKING NO CHANCES

sorry guys, not even risking it.

Sorry I love my mom it’s her birthday too❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Anyone else think this book might be 50 shades of grey

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